"Hell yeah, let's play ZORK!"

BZZTT... GAME STARTING...

GAME: ZORK... SERIAL NUMBER 840726...

WEST OF HOUSE

YOU ARE STANDING IN AN OPEN FIELD WEST OF A WHITE HOUSE, WITH A BOARDED FRONT DOOR.

THERE IS A SMALL MAILBOX HERE.

Open mailbox.
Investigate house.
Stick it in.