"Is it true that you were originally a GBA cartridge?"

N-n-noo! That's... That's a vile and odious lie. I have, and always will be, the tiniest cartridge around.

I bet you heard that vicious rumour from those 4 Color Rebellion guys, didn't you?

Or perhaps Game Set Watch?

Anything you hear about me on the internet is a lie, OK?!

Especially if anyone says I'm not the real Tiny! I'm the real deal, alright! Sure as sugar!

Ask me another! But make it a little less touchy this time, OK?